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Previously on The L Word...
This is Max Sweeney.
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- It's nice to meet you.
- That's sweet.
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Let me teach you how to be bad.
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You get to stay.
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I need you to do one last thing for me.
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He sent you to fire me?
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He was a powertrip.
He's a scumbag.
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I've never had an abortion.
It must be really hard.
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I feel so sad for Angus.
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Kit, you can be sad for yourself too.
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You're Papi?
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Actually it's pronounced "papi".
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I can make a woman come
just by kissing her.
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- Where do you think you were gonna go?
- Home.
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I'm your home now, okay?
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- It's illegal to keep a child out of school.
- Well, let them arrest me.
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- You pick a TA yet?
- Nadia, Nadia Krell.
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You're the most glamorous dean
they've got in years.
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We call her "Heads will roll" Kroll
'cause she fires at least one dean a year.
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- I think I'm a lesbian, Bette.
- Oh!
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I only choose books to review
that hold significance to me.
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Why does "Some of Her Parts"
hold significance to you?
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- My partner is a survivor.
- "Self-indulgent"
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"and self-pitying?"
Fuck you, Stacey Merkin, FUCK YOU!
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Staceyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
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Staceeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
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Ooh! This is the one.
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Association of American Universities
Digital Technology Conference.
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Yeah, why don't you just...
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take that with you?
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I mean, just find out
who took part in media lab
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and make me a list with the bios
and contact information, okay?
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Do you have a knot?
Do you want me to unlock it?
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Uh... it... it's okay. No, really, it's
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- fine.
- Oh, wow.
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You are really tight.
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- God, do you feel that?
- Nadia, please...
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It's right there.
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Do you want me to find you a body worker?
Because, oh my gosh, I have
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the most amazing Ayurvedic healer,
and he, he went
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- so deep...
- I, uh, I'd prefer a woman.
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Well.
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That can be arranged, Dean Porter.
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Actually, I'm fine, Nadia.
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I just...
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I just need to find out, uh,
what conferences
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CU has hosted. I know that we did
the Global Sustainability last August...
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Where Dr. Gorsham sustained multiple hickeys
from his two teaching assistants.
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You mean he slept with both of them?
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Don't be shocked.
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It happens all the time.
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- Well, that doesn't make it acceptable.
- No, but we're all adults, Bette.
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I mean, in a cloistered environment
like a university,
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it would be absurd
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to think that there weren't relationships
between faculty and students.
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I hadn't given it much thought,
to be honest, Nadia.
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Well.
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I know the students in your college have.
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I know at least 20
who would love to be with you.
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That's very flattering.
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I hate that I'm just one of the pack.
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Alright.
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Let's do this.
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I am gonna need to see some kinda paperwork.
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I don't have a birth certificate.
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LA... recquires
complete health and immunisation records.
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Has Shay been vaccinated?
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Have you been vaccinated?
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- I think so.
- Do you know the name of your doctor?
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- No.
- Did you go to a public clinic?
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Does he have any uh...
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any allergies, any learning disabilities,
psychological problems?
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Do you?
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- Nah, doubt it.
- Listen to me. Over here.
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- How did he do in a Stanford-Binet.
- I don't have any of this information. So...
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Why don't you tell me what
you do you know?
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- I'm sorry I'm wasting your time.
- You're not wasting my time.
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- We should just go. Take your stuff.
- You don't have any paperwork.
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My mum was proud of me for
my score on that test.
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Hold on.
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Mr Petersen,
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look, I'm not...
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Okay. I don't know that kid.
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I mean, he's my half-brother,
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but,
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but I don't know him.
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You know where the parents are?
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Yeah, our...
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Our father
bailed on him which he
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also did to me. And,
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his mother is,
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uh, mentally unfit.
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- You know where she is?
- No,
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and before you ask, I don't know
if she's coming back either.
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But listen,
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I know this.
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I'm not gonna go let Shay live in some
homeless shelter the way I did when I was a kid.
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Okay, 'cause, I mean, the truth is,
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he's in a nice house on Boarding Square,
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right around the corner from this nice school.
He needs to be here.
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Do you understand?
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I mean, listen,
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I promise you,
I'll get you whatever you need.
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I swear it.
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But I'm begging you
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to please just let him go to school here.
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Please...
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That is so fucking gross.
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So I found an S. Merkin
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in Van Nuys, which of course is where
that vagina wig's gonna live.
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So...
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- Vagina wig?
- Merkin.
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- Stacey Merkin. So...
- Oh, right.
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I go to the house,
and I'm standing out front,
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and I'm like, "Yo, Stacey!
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Come here and say it to my fuckin' face,
you fuckin' vagina".
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And so, guess who comes down?
It's like,
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this little, like 90 old korean lady,
that's like,
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"Look what the time is it, it is 4 o'clock
in the morning. I'm going to call the police..."
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You were yelling under her balconey
at 4 in the morning.
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I was, but did you read the review?
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- Yeah.
- It was fondamentaly dishonest. So?
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Oh yeah, I mean, yeah,
I mean,
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lesbians love to eat their own.
It's true.
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And the thing is,
the Vagina's girlfriend was molested,
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and now she's like this perfect saint,
which is awesome,
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and, you know, I was abused,
and I'm like this fucked-up nitwit,
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but that's my experience.
And that's mine,
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and I don't know why she's slamming me
for my own experience, you know.
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Right, I get it. I totally get it.
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I'm just saying I think you should let it go.
It's a tiny magazine.
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I mean, who reads it?
You know?
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And didn't "Elle" say something great about
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refreshingly literate.
That's huge. That's "Elle".
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- Concentrate on that.
- Right. I'll let it go.
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- Can I tell you something?
- What?
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- I met Papi.
- No?!
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- What happened?
- Oh!
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The legend transcent.
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She's like the walking, living,
breathing Lothario.
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- And? What did you do?
- And I totally fell for it.
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- Well, you know...
- Did you fuck her?
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- Oh my god!
- Okay,
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we were in the back of this
super tricked outstrech. It was hot.
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- She was like unfucking unbelievable.
- Was she good?
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- Yeah, she's been with a lot of girls.
- Like Shane?
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- No, more than Shane.
- Oh my god...
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Okay, just to give you an example.
I wasn't about to tell you, but she was
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with Helena the same day. Well,
the morning, the night after that we had...
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She fucked Helena
right after she fucked you?
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Your roomate?
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- That's so rude!
- No, but that's her, that's Papi.
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- Oh my god!
- 'Cause, you know,
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relationships and her,
they don't exist in the same universe.
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- Okay.
- She doesn't know that I know.
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- Hi.
- Hi. Fucking desaster.
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Yeah.
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I had 3 job interviews today.
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Either I'm overqualified
or I have no skills what so ever.
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My CV doesn't even get any himp
for a job as a receptionnist.
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What's a CV?
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My resum�.
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- Why are you...
- And the people who know me,
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won't even believe I'm destitute.
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Why are you applying
for a job as a receptionist?
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I would pretty much do any job right now
that doesn't involve sex
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or touching insects.
Otherwise,
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I'm gonna be stuck here with Alice
in her sweet little one bedroom.
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Yeah, I'm glad you brought that up,
the one bedroom.
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I... We never had that roomate
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rule talk.
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- I'm gonna go.
- No!
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I'll give you mine.
I'll start with me.
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Okay, like I feel like this would be your
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boundary of your space,
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so anything in your space
you're responsible for,
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and then this would be,
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you know, my space.
And anything in my space is mine.
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Um, which includes my office space, which,
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I'll kinda show you where that starts.
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This is my
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office space. My work space.
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And
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I'm tidy.
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I'm a tidy person
and I like to keep this tidy.
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But then we have, you know,
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the kitchen would be our space,
kinda spaces,
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and I feel like the untidy person should
abide by the tidy person's rules.
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So...
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Did you,
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did you have any?
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Just that my protesysheets don't put
in the washing machine because they...
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We'll talk about that.
Sheets.
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Hello?
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Hey Bette.
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What about Henry and Tina's cocktail party?
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Tina and Henry's cocktail party?
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Uh, no, I don't believe I was invited.
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Well, it's not your fault, Alice.
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Oh my god, it sounds awful.
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She did not say
"a mixer for our gay and our straight friends".
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Well, I hope you're also coming
to the Planet tonight.
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Kit is so excited about this new event planner.
Apparently, they do these crazy,
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hot women's parties.
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Oh Alice, I gotta go.
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Yes. So, I see you tonight?
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Great. See you later then. Bye.
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Phyllis.
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I thought you'd like to know
the committee approved your budget
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to start researching
the cost of creating that media lab.
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So you're telling me that
I have a budget to develop a budget?
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Welcome to Academia.
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Oh, did you hear that Jodi Lerner
requested to come a week late?
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I couldn't say no.
She's been short-listed for the Rome Prize.
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Bette,
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did you just say something about
a crazy hot women's party?
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Uh... Yeah. My sister, Kit,
she owns the Planet in West Hollywood.
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They're doing this party called
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- Rancho Notorious.
- And it's all women?
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Only Thursdays.
Thursday is girls' night at the Planet.
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Would it be too much of an imposition
if I asked to join you?
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Uh, Tina's on the phone, for you.
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I'll come back later for the details.
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Tina, hey.
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A party? Really?
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No, that sounds interesting.
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Did Alice put you up to this?
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You didn't know whether not to invite me
when you invited all of my friends?
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Well, we have a child together, Tina,
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we're gonna have to learn how to get along.
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Fuck. You know something?
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You know, you've made
quite a scene or two in your time too.
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So don't get on your high.
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No, okay,
I don't wanna fight with you either.
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I'm just making a point that
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I've moved on,
I've found closure,
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and there's nothing between us anymore
that would
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cause me to want to make a scene.
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You know?
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Well, thank you for the invitation,
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I appreciate it.
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Yes, but I'm going to decline.
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Yeah, some other time.
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Bye.
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- "Money Trouble" by Annie Hayden -
246
00:13:58,406 --> 00:14:02,420
You have out of yourself this time.
247
00:14:02,428 --> 00:14:05,242
Oh my... look at this place.
It's fantastic.
248
00:14:05,248 --> 00:14:07,353
- You like it?
- Do I like it?
249
00:14:07,636 --> 00:14:10,160
Mindy and I gonna have a bloody
shoot at the end of the night.
250
00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:11,800
Of course you are.
251
00:14:13,288 --> 00:14:15,922
Oh, hey you...
252
00:14:16,195 --> 00:14:18,591
Meet Angus, my boyfriend.
253
00:14:18,918 --> 00:14:21,663
Say hi to Mindy and Rochelle.
254
00:14:21,666 --> 00:14:24,630
Hi to you, little ladies.
I'm not just your boyfriend.
255
00:14:24,705 --> 00:14:28,363
I'm your just been offered
a hundred thousand dollar record deal
256
00:14:28,365 --> 00:14:31,423
with Thrill City Records boyfriend!
257
00:14:34,695 --> 00:14:36,642
Oh my god!
258
00:14:36,777 --> 00:14:38,001
Oh my god!
259
00:14:39,558 --> 00:14:41,411
Congratulations, guys.
260
00:14:46,066 --> 00:14:47,760
So this is the air filter.
261
00:14:48,477 --> 00:14:50,051
You just take it out.
262
00:14:50,417 --> 00:14:51,473
Check it out.
263
00:14:55,075 --> 00:14:56,851
Here, you have the new one over there.
264
00:14:58,067 --> 00:15:00,153
- You wanna put it in?
- Sure.
265
00:15:00,156 --> 00:15:02,412
Okay, alright.
Good job.
266
00:15:03,255 --> 00:15:05,612
- We just snap that back.
- Hey, Shay.
267
00:15:07,546 --> 00:15:09,270
Ready to go to Tina and Henry's?
268
00:15:09,495 --> 00:15:11,290
Will there be kids there?
269
00:15:11,676 --> 00:15:12,753
Well uh...
270
00:15:13,067 --> 00:15:14,611
Angelica'll be there.
271
00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:17,271
And, you know, they might have
a movie for you to watch.
272
00:15:19,557 --> 00:15:21,661
He could stay here with me if he wants.
273
00:15:21,665 --> 00:15:23,660
I mean, I'm just gonna be working
on the car...
274
00:15:24,797 --> 00:15:27,073
And maybe later we could go get
some burgers or something.
275
00:15:27,078 --> 00:15:28,512
- Yeah!
- Really?
276
00:15:28,986 --> 00:15:29,921
Yeah.
277
00:15:31,866 --> 00:15:34,851
Okay, well. Wait. That means
you're not going to Tina and Henry's.
278
00:15:35,845 --> 00:15:37,150
I wasn't invited.
279
00:15:39,556 --> 00:15:42,761
It's cool. I mean,
I don't even really know Tina that well.
280
00:15:43,616 --> 00:15:46,721
And, I'd rather not have to deal anyway. So.
281
00:15:47,267 --> 00:15:49,203
Well, are you okay with that, Shay?
282
00:15:49,256 --> 00:15:50,993
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
283
00:15:51,196 --> 00:15:53,041
- Well, thank you very much.
- Sure.
284
00:15:53,045 --> 00:15:54,443
I appreciate.
285
00:15:54,917 --> 00:15:56,520
I'll see you later.
286
00:16:01,148 --> 00:16:03,013
- "Our Lov3" by Rhett Miller -
287
00:16:05,468 --> 00:16:07,101
Which one is Tina's ex?
288
00:16:09,037 --> 00:16:09,971
She couldn't make it.
289
00:16:10,837 --> 00:16:12,120
Thank God.
290
00:16:12,215 --> 00:16:14,452
So, even,
even the beaufiful one over there?
291
00:16:14,456 --> 00:16:16,961
Yes, Brad. Give it up.
They're all lesbians.
292
00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:20,373
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
293
00:16:23,038 --> 00:16:24,713
Wow.
Who is that?
294
00:16:27,237 --> 00:16:28,832
This is a surprise.
295
00:16:29,516 --> 00:16:30,543
Hi.
296
00:16:30,798 --> 00:16:32,240
I kinda changed my mind.
297
00:16:33,255 --> 00:16:34,552
Hello Henry.
298
00:16:36,778 --> 00:16:38,481
- So where is my baby girl?
- She's asleep.
299
00:16:38,486 --> 00:16:39,570
Watch out!
300
00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:44,793
- I'll get more.
- Okay. Thanks.
301
00:16:50,088 --> 00:16:51,003
This is nice.
302
00:16:52,436 --> 00:16:54,740
That reminds me of your appartment
on...
303
00:16:58,477 --> 00:16:59,633
Yeah, it's fine.
304
00:17:01,225 --> 00:17:03,393
I'd remodel it, but I don't live here.
305
00:17:03,776 --> 00:17:04,481
Yet.
306
00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:14,002
Thank god, you're here.
We're totally outnumbered.
307
00:17:14,006 --> 00:17:15,493
- What do you mean?
- Straight people.
308
00:17:15,506 --> 00:17:16,733
Oh, Jesus.
309
00:17:17,456 --> 00:17:18,400
Hi.
310
00:17:18,866 --> 00:17:19,981
Bette...
311
00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:21,931
- Jenny...
- Hello.
312
00:17:25,738 --> 00:17:28,551
What do you say we move
into a big place like this some day?
313
00:17:28,738 --> 00:17:33,120
Uh I say not until your
first check clearance and then mine.
314
00:17:37,566 --> 00:17:38,403
Hey.
315
00:17:38,756 --> 00:17:39,652
Hi.
316
00:17:39,655 --> 00:17:41,312
- How are you?
- Good. And you?
317
00:17:41,318 --> 00:17:43,161
- I'm glad you came.
- Well of course.
318
00:17:43,167 --> 00:17:45,053
I didn't think anyone was gonna come.
319
00:17:45,055 --> 00:17:47,122
- Oh, no, no, no.
- Do you want some food?
320
00:17:47,607 --> 00:17:48,440
Yeah.
321
00:17:51,108 --> 00:17:52,851
Kelly and...
322
00:17:53,945 --> 00:17:55,431
Alison, yes.
323
00:17:56,388 --> 00:17:57,643
This is my friend, Shane.
324
00:17:57,888 --> 00:17:59,111
- Hi.
- You want a beer?
325
00:17:59,117 --> 00:18:00,902
I would love one, thank you.
Hello.
326
00:18:00,905 --> 00:18:02,291
- Hi.
- Nice to meet you.
327
00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:03,020
Hi.
328
00:18:05,848 --> 00:18:07,403
That's such a great name.
329
00:18:07,945 --> 00:18:08,830
Shane...
330
00:18:09,198 --> 00:18:10,392
Oh thank you.
331
00:18:13,935 --> 00:18:15,193
It's perfect for you.
332
00:18:18,286 --> 00:18:19,252
Thank you again.
333
00:18:23,846 --> 00:18:25,840
But I'm gonna go find Tina
for that drink. So...
334
00:18:26,316 --> 00:18:28,062
See you.
335
00:18:32,948 --> 00:18:35,933
Alright you guys, grace spirit's up.
I'm going in.
336
00:18:36,778 --> 00:18:37,872
Good luck.
337
00:18:38,448 --> 00:18:41,471
Shane!
Oh my god!
338
00:18:41,476 --> 00:18:42,752
Oh thank you!
339
00:18:42,756 --> 00:18:45,393
I am gonna be the best receptionnist
you have ever had.
340
00:18:45,407 --> 00:18:47,440
Okay, good, listen.
But I'm warning you. It's a shit job.
341
00:18:47,457 --> 00:18:49,703
But it's yours if you want it.
342
00:18:49,916 --> 00:18:51,630
- I want it.
- Okay, good, you got it.
343
00:19:07,556 --> 00:19:09,013
Your daughter is adorable.
344
00:19:09,657 --> 00:19:10,813
Thank you.
345
00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:14,970
What would you do if one day
she decided she wanted to live with her father.
346
00:19:15,386 --> 00:19:18,330
We don't call him the father.
We call him the donor.
347
00:19:18,456 --> 00:19:20,463
In fact I don't think it's gonna happen.
348
00:19:21,266 --> 00:19:25,430
Sorry, excuse me.
I know you don't want it to happen, but,
349
00:19:25,435 --> 00:19:27,973
you know,
kids have minds of their own, and,
350
00:19:27,978 --> 00:19:30,881
I mean, I'm sure your parents would rather
you weren't a lesbian, you know?
351
00:19:33,887 --> 00:19:35,200
My parents are dead.
352
00:19:35,707 --> 00:19:37,002
- Bette...
- Brad...
353
00:19:37,006 --> 00:19:40,040
Look, I'm not a homophobe,
you know what I'm saying? But, uh,
354
00:19:40,298 --> 00:19:43,411
look, if my son came home and
he told me that he was gay,
355
00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:46,092
I mean, I'm sure I would come around to it.
But
356
00:19:46,097 --> 00:19:48,261
you know, at first
there would be a reaction.
357
00:19:48,657 --> 00:19:52,080
And, I'm sorry,
I'm just trying to be honest here.
358
00:19:52,087 --> 00:19:54,320
An honest homophobe. How nice.
359
00:19:55,588 --> 00:19:57,971
- Bette, don't get into it.
- No, I...
360
00:19:58,857 --> 00:20:00,463
I understand, Brad. I mean,
361
00:20:00,465 --> 00:20:02,652
you find gay sex repulsive, and
362
00:20:02,658 --> 00:20:04,871
you don't care about
your son's personal happiness
363
00:20:04,877 --> 00:20:07,643
as much as you do
your own comfort level. Right?
364
00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:09,822
You know,
365
00:20:10,367 --> 00:20:11,182
personally,
366
00:20:11,737 --> 00:20:12,723
I'm all for it,
367
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:14,523
between women.
368
00:20:14,996 --> 00:20:17,853
It's just that, the idea of two guys...
369
00:20:18,807 --> 00:20:20,460
Well, you understand, right?
370
00:20:22,676 --> 00:20:24,020
It's not that bad, actually.
371
00:20:24,678 --> 00:20:25,880
Come again, dude?
372
00:20:27,628 --> 00:20:29,632
That whole dick-in-ass thing.
373
00:20:29,936 --> 00:20:32,010
I used to think it was a little creepy.
And
374
00:20:32,378 --> 00:20:33,351
painful,
375
00:20:33,358 --> 00:20:36,422
too. But I found this great lube;
it's called Boy Butter.
376
00:20:36,696 --> 00:20:38,380
Once I discovered that, it was like,
377
00:20:41,148 --> 00:20:43,052
"Let's get this party started".
378
00:20:43,085 --> 00:20:44,472
I love him.
379
00:20:45,086 --> 00:20:47,250
He loves you too.
380
00:20:47,255 --> 00:20:49,593
I gotta get back to the Planet.
381
00:20:49,965 --> 00:20:54,402
Come on, butter boy,
let's sliiiiide on outta here.
382
00:20:57,355 --> 00:20:58,470
I have an idea.
383
00:21:00,127 --> 00:21:01,532
Game of Celebrity?
384
00:21:07,546 --> 00:21:10,552
You have a couple of extra spots
on the guest list?
385
00:21:10,557 --> 00:21:14,683
My boys are coming down to celebrate
our impading super mega stardom.
386
00:21:14,698 --> 00:21:18,560
- Of course! Thrills...
- Here we come.
387
00:21:24,068 --> 00:21:26,941
- "Secret Love" by Kathy Kirby -
388
00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:30,521
Phyllis, you can do this.
389
00:21:40,796 --> 00:21:43,121
Hey beautiful.
May I buy you a drink?
390
00:21:45,386 --> 00:21:48,193
Oh, I'm not ready for a drink yet.
391
00:22:09,067 --> 00:22:11,181
- Go? Ok. Here we go.
- Ok, ready?
392
00:22:14,095 --> 00:22:16,411
We won already. This is so easy.
Okay.
393
00:22:17,857 --> 00:22:18,713
- Ready?
- Yeah.
394
00:22:18,717 --> 00:22:20,710
Actress.
She was in "I Heart Huckabees".
395
00:22:20,715 --> 00:22:21,670
Naomi Watts.
396
00:22:21,676 --> 00:22:23,193
No. But funnier.
397
00:22:23,568 --> 00:22:25,532
She was in "9 to 5"...
398
00:22:25,778 --> 00:22:27,781
Oh, I know, I know, what's her name?
399
00:22:29,705 --> 00:22:31,982
Major dyke, major dyke.
She came out big time in 2000.
400
00:22:31,986 --> 00:22:34,040
I mean, we already knew, but, uh...
401
00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:37,222
Come on, "Big Business". "Big Business"!
402
00:22:37,537 --> 00:22:39,451
- Sorry guys, time's up.
- Who is it?
403
00:22:39,455 --> 00:22:40,990
Lily Tomlin!
404
00:22:40,995 --> 00:22:43,532
Lily Tomlin is not a lesbian.
Is she?!
405
00:22:44,805 --> 00:22:46,002
Braaaad.
406
00:22:46,007 --> 00:22:47,492
He was on the verge of getting it.
407
00:22:47,707 --> 00:22:49,221
The gay clue threw him off.
408
00:22:49,595 --> 00:22:50,890
- Yeah.
- Oh.
409
00:22:54,065 --> 00:22:56,123
Okay, who's next?
Shane?
410
00:22:57,017 --> 00:22:58,433
- What?
- Try me.
411
00:23:09,826 --> 00:23:10,773
"Le Tigre"
412
00:23:11,327 --> 00:23:12,313
and
413
00:23:12,637 --> 00:23:13,653
Julie Ruin.
414
00:23:14,886 --> 00:23:16,182
- "Bikini Kill".
- Oh,
415
00:23:16,868 --> 00:23:17,563
easy.
416
00:23:18,688 --> 00:23:20,702
I know it.
417
00:23:22,577 --> 00:23:23,560
So easy!
418
00:23:27,196 --> 00:23:28,103
One more time.
419
00:23:31,548 --> 00:23:32,713
Kathleen Hanna.
420
00:23:32,957 --> 00:23:34,553
What is she a celebrity for?
421
00:23:35,008 --> 00:23:39,323
Oh, she just pretty much started
the whole riot girl music scene, but hey.
422
00:23:40,577 --> 00:23:42,060
What's the riot girl music scene?
423
00:23:43,815 --> 00:23:45,522
Okay. Who's next?
424
00:23:47,975 --> 00:23:49,281
My turn, my turn.
425
00:23:54,275 --> 00:23:55,153
Oh, I don't
426
00:23:55,537 --> 00:23:57,513
I don't know who Terrell Owens is.
427
00:24:00,118 --> 00:24:00,901
What?
428
00:24:01,896 --> 00:24:02,853
Football player.
429
00:24:04,398 --> 00:24:05,342
Do you?
430
00:24:05,507 --> 00:24:06,492
Shane?
431
00:24:06,496 --> 00:24:08,501
He's the most talented receiver in football.
432
00:24:08,507 --> 00:24:11,282
And he appeared with a
"Desperate Housewife" in a commercial.
433
00:24:11,287 --> 00:24:12,591
She dropped her towel.
434
00:24:12,768 --> 00:24:14,360
The desperate...
435
00:24:14,557 --> 00:24:15,373
what?
436
00:24:16,856 --> 00:24:18,901
This is excruciating.
437
00:24:18,905 --> 00:24:21,780
- I would love to get outta here.
- Let's go.
438
00:24:21,787 --> 00:24:23,682
Just let's go.
439
00:24:24,697 --> 00:24:26,773
- Let's play.
- Who wants to be the next?
440
00:24:26,775 --> 00:24:28,243
It's kinda late though.
441
00:24:30,046 --> 00:24:32,301
Shane, what time is it?
442
00:24:32,428 --> 00:24:34,482
- It is late, isn't it?
- It is.
443
00:24:34,586 --> 00:24:37,362
- "Shake a Leg" by Margaret Lewis -
444
00:24:44,628 --> 00:24:46,593
Ladies, ladies...
445
00:24:49,075 --> 00:24:51,723
Oh god, thank god for my little lesbian planet.
446
00:24:51,727 --> 00:24:53,751
Oh my god, that's Papi.
447
00:24:54,576 --> 00:24:57,503
- Hey.
- Hey chicas, what's up?
448
00:25:05,085 --> 00:25:06,773
There is Shane.
Shane!
449
00:25:08,307 --> 00:25:09,683
Shane?
450
00:25:12,008 --> 00:25:14,083
Oh, this gotta be interesting.
451
00:25:16,918 --> 00:25:19,920
- "La Resi Dei Conti a/k/a Sixty Seconds to What"
by Ennio Morricone -
452
00:25:59,008 --> 00:26:00,332
Hey.
453
00:26:00,335 --> 00:26:02,841
- Kit saved us a table in the back.
- Oh good.
454
00:26:03,678 --> 00:26:05,072
You're Shane?
455
00:26:07,258 --> 00:26:08,151
Yeah.
456
00:26:08,328 --> 00:26:10,730
You're just a skinny little white girl.
457
00:26:11,826 --> 00:26:12,620
Oh.
458
00:26:13,605 --> 00:26:14,942
Yeah, I guess I am.
459
00:26:18,986 --> 00:26:20,972
Shane?
460
00:26:20,978 --> 00:26:22,191
- What?
- This is Papi.
461
00:26:22,478 --> 00:26:23,271
Who?
462
00:26:23,617 --> 00:26:24,593
Papi.
463
00:26:24,985 --> 00:26:26,002
So what?
464
00:26:26,856 --> 00:26:28,740
So I'm your competition.
465
00:26:29,177 --> 00:26:30,261
Oh.
466
00:26:33,158 --> 00:26:36,003
Well, you know, I don't know exactly
what we're competing for, but, uh,
467
00:26:36,538 --> 00:26:37,401
you win.
468
00:26:37,497 --> 00:26:39,600
So. It was nice to meet you.
469
00:26:39,606 --> 00:26:40,621
I'm gonna go
470
00:26:40,627 --> 00:26:41,841
see Bette. You wanna come?
I'll buy you a drink.
471
00:26:41,845 --> 00:26:42,943
I'll buy you a drink.
472
00:26:43,287 --> 00:26:44,270
Okay.
473
00:26:56,908 --> 00:26:58,390
I missed that reading.
474
00:26:58,855 --> 00:27:01,272
It was last week.
475
00:27:01,285 --> 00:27:03,793
Anyway the book is really awful.
476
00:27:05,276 --> 00:27:08,782
- Have you read it?
- No, but the review in Curve magazine?
477
00:27:09,036 --> 00:27:13,270
""Some of Her Parts" makes me ashamed
to even call myself a lesbian."
478
00:27:19,666 --> 00:27:22,290
I feel like I don't even really know
479
00:27:22,496 --> 00:27:24,400
how to talk to women anymore.
480
00:27:24,406 --> 00:27:27,250
You just have to be patient, Helena.
I mean, you're reinventing yourself.
481
00:27:27,257 --> 00:27:29,462
- That's big.
- Oh boy.
482
00:27:31,588 --> 00:27:32,621
Are you okay?
483
00:27:36,626 --> 00:27:39,643
Shit, shit, shit. I cannot believe
she actually came.
484
00:27:39,648 --> 00:27:40,501
- What?
- Who?
485
00:27:41,198 --> 00:27:43,563
Who? What?
Did you sleep with someone?
486
00:27:43,566 --> 00:27:46,253
No, not in a century. Okay, girls.
Okay, here's the deal.
487
00:27:46,945 --> 00:27:49,440
Phyllis Kroll, executive vice chancellor
of California University,
488
00:27:49,446 --> 00:27:51,550
very accomplished, very dignified,
very much my boss,
489
00:27:51,558 --> 00:27:54,091
I repeat, very much my boss.
She's been married 25 years
490
00:27:54,095 --> 00:27:56,932
and is now at this relatively late date convinced
she's a lesbian
491
00:27:56,936 --> 00:27:59,052
and is peeking out of the closet
as we speak. So please please please
492
00:27:59,058 --> 00:28:01,191
be nice to her and try to talk to her
and try not to make her feel like
493
00:28:01,195 --> 00:28:04,112
she's the oldest fucking lesbian
on the planet. Phyllis!
494
00:28:04,117 --> 00:28:05,970
Hi, it's good to see you.
495
00:28:06,375 --> 00:28:08,542
I've been here for a while.
I'm just kinda hiding in the back.
496
00:28:08,546 --> 00:28:11,210
Well, you're now among friends.
497
00:28:11,776 --> 00:28:13,890
- This is Shane McCutcheon.
- Hi, Shane.
498
00:28:13,896 --> 00:28:16,110
- How are you doing?
- This is Alice Pieszecki.
499
00:28:16,117 --> 00:28:17,910
- Hello, Phyllis.
- Alice...
500
00:28:17,915 --> 00:28:19,252
And Helena Peabody.
501
00:28:19,255 --> 00:28:20,580
- Hi, nice to meet you.
- Helena...
502
00:28:21,157 --> 00:28:23,383
- Why don't you join us?
- Yeah, I'd love to.
503
00:28:29,447 --> 00:28:31,773
I hate to say it man,
but the NR guy called back.
504
00:28:31,778 --> 00:28:35,092
The thing is, dude, they need
a hot younger singer to sell records.
505
00:28:35,306 --> 00:28:37,263
I mean, it's not like
it's anything to you.
506
00:28:37,805 --> 00:28:40,763
So you won't be actually in the band.
507
00:28:41,318 --> 00:28:43,482
They said they already had
a guy lined up for us.
508
00:28:43,498 --> 00:28:44,972
And you're totally still get, like,
509
00:28:45,205 --> 00:28:46,583
song writer credit.
510
00:28:50,128 --> 00:28:52,770
- I know you're not serious.
- It's out of our control, Kit.
511
00:28:52,775 --> 00:28:54,793
You know how long
we've been waiting for this?
512
00:29:00,006 --> 00:29:01,421
How long you've been waiting?
513
00:29:02,525 --> 00:29:05,262
You candy-ass piece o' shit, you.
514
00:29:05,686 --> 00:29:08,271
You'd be nothin' without Angus.
Nothin'.
515
00:29:09,155 --> 00:29:11,543
You must be outta your motherfuckin' mind.
516
00:29:11,548 --> 00:29:13,332
You must be fuckin' crazy.
517
00:29:13,827 --> 00:29:16,060
Get the fuck outta here.
Go! Get out of here!
518
00:29:16,506 --> 00:29:19,352
She's the one that owned to be ashamed
of calling herself a lesbian.
519
00:29:19,355 --> 00:29:23,942
What I find so utterly specious is
the assertion she made about her own ladyfriend.
520
00:29:23,976 --> 00:29:25,540
I know, I mean, Saint Lindsey?
521
00:29:25,547 --> 00:29:27,553
Why is she the pantheon of honesty?
522
00:29:27,555 --> 00:29:30,472
It's pathetic, writing about
her own girlfriend in the review.
523
00:29:30,805 --> 00:29:34,151
The fact that she compared the two of you
is proof enough of her stupidity.
524
00:29:34,157 --> 00:29:36,800
I know. Thank you. I mean,
the whole thing was, I wasn't
525
00:29:36,977 --> 00:29:39,483
writing about all survivors' stories.
526
00:29:39,487 --> 00:29:43,062
I was just writing
about my story and my experience.
527
00:29:43,517 --> 00:29:46,230
It's a shame you can't do what I did
when I got my first bad review.
528
00:29:46,238 --> 00:29:48,343
Oh, Phyllis. You never got a bad review.
529
00:29:48,355 --> 00:29:50,190
I did so, with my second book.
530
00:29:50,587 --> 00:29:53,620
A reviewer from the Journal of
Education and Policy
531
00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:55,693
absolutely ridiculed my premise.
532
00:29:55,887 --> 00:29:57,182
So with a wicked rebuttal,
533
00:29:58,037 --> 00:30:00,021
I dismantled him point by point.
534
00:30:00,025 --> 00:30:01,570
He lost his job because of it.
535
00:30:03,526 --> 00:30:06,351
It's too bad you can't prove
your critic was wrong
536
00:30:06,568 --> 00:30:08,941
about her girlfriend's
unimpeachable integrity.
537
00:30:09,855 --> 00:30:11,461
That is for sure, Jenny.
I agree, Phyllis.
538
00:30:12,288 --> 00:30:13,383
I agree, Phyllis.
539
00:30:13,598 --> 00:30:14,533
Totally agree.
540
00:30:51,045 --> 00:30:53,730
They are shit without you
and you know it.
541
00:30:54,636 --> 00:30:55,993
What does it matter?
542
00:30:59,155 --> 00:31:00,900
Runaway and die,
543
00:31:00,905 --> 00:31:03,211
too old to be viable as a musician.
544
00:31:04,048 --> 00:31:05,982
You're the one who told me
545
00:31:05,985 --> 00:31:08,062
when you're cold, to do music.
546
00:31:08,068 --> 00:31:11,023
- Nothing can stop you.
- Yeah, well,
547
00:31:12,036 --> 00:31:13,592
they do stop me.
548
00:31:13,736 --> 00:31:14,901
It's bullshit.
549
00:31:15,496 --> 00:31:17,432
- You can't...
- Listen,
550
00:31:17,787 --> 00:31:21,343
don't try to make me feel better,
'cause I'm just not gonna.
551
00:31:30,168 --> 00:31:33,051
God, you know,
I think I just need to be alone.
552
00:32:10,907 --> 00:32:12,663
- Yeah?
- Hey.
553
00:32:12,808 --> 00:32:13,782
Hey!
554
00:32:13,916 --> 00:32:16,420
I wander if you can do me a favor.
555
00:32:20,807 --> 00:32:23,220
I'm trying to find a friend of mine,
556
00:32:24,126 --> 00:32:25,250
named
557
00:32:25,257 --> 00:32:29,262
Lindsey who I went to Summer Camp
in like 1997.
558
00:32:29,267 --> 00:32:32,323
I think that she was assaulted
559
00:32:32,336 --> 00:32:34,570
and she had to go to this hospital
named
560
00:32:34,938 --> 00:32:37,021
Cold Water Community Hospital
561
00:32:37,026 --> 00:32:39,062
and I wandered
if you could help me find her.
562
00:32:44,647 --> 00:32:46,541
That's not really much to go on.
563
00:32:47,537 --> 00:32:49,552
But I could do a computer search.
564
00:32:50,545 --> 00:32:52,133
I'd definitively want that
because
565
00:32:52,147 --> 00:32:54,600
I'm writing an article about
the hospital for
566
00:32:54,915 --> 00:32:58,152
Salon Magazine.
So, it's really important to me
567
00:32:58,158 --> 00:32:59,662
that I speak to her about,
568
00:32:59,886 --> 00:33:01,801
you know, her experience there.
569
00:33:04,297 --> 00:33:05,510
Okay?
570
00:33:10,648 --> 00:33:13,863
- What? You want me to do it now?
- If you don't mind.
571
00:33:15,007 --> 00:33:16,910
Okay.
572
00:33:36,257 --> 00:33:39,002
I'm really... I'm sorry, Phyllis.
This is just...
573
00:33:39,696 --> 00:33:41,793
Wow. Go get 'em, Phyllis!
574
00:34:20,077 --> 00:34:21,242
Go ahead.
575
00:34:46,957 --> 00:34:50,901
Fauvism, dadaism,
cubism, surrealism, modernism.
576
00:34:51,058 --> 00:34:52,311
We'll cover the rest next week.
577
00:34:53,526 --> 00:34:55,581
- Yes?
- Even Fluxus, dean Porter?
578
00:34:55,688 --> 00:34:57,072
Yeah, falls under Dada.
579
00:34:57,718 --> 00:34:59,143
So, next week, we'll discuss
580
00:34:59,147 --> 00:35:02,103
the ways in which art reveals
attitudes about the culture.
581
00:35:02,366 --> 00:35:03,991
Wait.
You wanted me to remind you
582
00:35:03,996 --> 00:35:06,431
to assign everyone topics
at the end of the session, Bette.
583
00:35:06,688 --> 00:35:08,122
I mean, dean Porter.
584
00:35:08,488 --> 00:35:09,433
Thank you, Nadia.
585
00:35:09,627 --> 00:35:11,902
So we'll do that
at the begining of next session.
586
00:35:13,036 --> 00:35:14,292
I love you, Bette.
587
00:35:14,306 --> 00:35:15,753
Would you marry me?
588
00:35:16,808 --> 00:35:17,770
Good job, Bette.
589
00:35:17,777 --> 00:35:19,893
You've got them at the palm of your hand.
590
00:35:19,898 --> 00:35:21,293
I wish I could do it every day.
591
00:35:21,297 --> 00:35:24,021
Then your department heads
would have to do their own fundraising.
592
00:35:25,187 --> 00:35:26,781
I want to thank you for last night.
593
00:35:27,087 --> 00:35:28,333
I had a lovely time.
594
00:35:29,248 --> 00:35:30,780
Well, I'm glad you enjoyed yourself.
595
00:35:31,505 --> 00:35:33,062
I especially loved Alice.
596
00:35:33,505 --> 00:35:36,300
- She's so vibrant.
- Yeah, she's a great girl.
597
00:35:36,888 --> 00:35:37,622
So...
598
00:35:38,928 --> 00:35:40,031
do you think she liked me?
599
00:35:46,475 --> 00:35:47,981
You know how to work a credit card?
600
00:35:49,027 --> 00:35:49,993
Not...
601
00:35:50,057 --> 00:35:51,631
- Actually no.
- Well, I'm gonna...
602
00:35:52,246 --> 00:35:54,340
- bloody Martha to help you.
- Okay.
603
00:35:56,035 --> 00:35:58,100
Good morning, the WAX,
how may I help you?
604
00:35:58,115 --> 00:35:59,872
- No! Say WAX.
- Sorry.
605
00:35:59,877 --> 00:36:01,293
- Just WAX.
- WAX?
606
00:36:02,615 --> 00:36:03,683
Martha?
607
00:36:05,128 --> 00:36:06,843
I'm sorry.
What was that you were saying?
608
00:36:06,846 --> 00:36:09,611
I need a box of bones, reds, tunes,
wax and grip tape....
609
00:36:10,065 --> 00:36:12,452
I'm sorry, could you just give me
one more minute.
610
00:36:12,458 --> 00:36:14,153
You need a box of Red Bones
and what?
611
00:36:18,585 --> 00:36:20,671
Can you just give me moment?
612
00:36:27,337 --> 00:36:28,572
Wow!
613
00:36:29,188 --> 00:36:30,400
Wow!
Fancy!
614
00:36:30,547 --> 00:36:32,211
I like this.
This is good.
615
00:36:32,697 --> 00:36:35,043
All new Bette, huh?
Artsy...
616
00:36:35,295 --> 00:36:37,260
A little artsy-fartsy going on here.
617
00:36:38,445 --> 00:36:40,283
We have a situation, Alice.
618
00:36:40,967 --> 00:36:43,702
What? Are you gonna stick me in a corner
with adunce's cap on, principal Porter?
619
00:36:43,708 --> 00:36:45,272
My boss is attracted to you.
620
00:36:47,708 --> 00:36:48,983
- Really?
- Yeah.
621
00:36:49,256 --> 00:36:51,251
She thinks you two made a real connection.
She said that
622
00:36:51,255 --> 00:36:54,272
you made a meaningful eye contact with her.
Is that true?
623
00:36:54,587 --> 00:36:56,152
She thinks I flirted with her?
624
00:36:56,157 --> 00:36:57,442
Alice, this isn't funny.
625
00:36:57,448 --> 00:36:59,891
- No.
- No, it's not. She wept in my arms
626
00:36:59,895 --> 00:37:01,913
because she's been unhappy for 25 years
and now
627
00:37:01,917 --> 00:37:03,683
she's dying to find out
what she's been missing
628
00:37:03,688 --> 00:37:05,792
and she thinks you sent her signals.
629
00:37:06,388 --> 00:37:08,493
- She really thinks I sent her signals?
- Yeah.
630
00:37:08,498 --> 00:37:09,562
- Really?
- Yes.
631
00:37:09,567 --> 00:37:11,100
And we have to do something about it.
632
00:37:11,457 --> 00:37:13,791
- We've got to let her down easy.
- Okay, okay.
633
00:37:15,948 --> 00:37:17,632
- Alice, it's not funny.
- No.
634
00:37:18,765 --> 00:37:19,823
It's not funny.
635
00:37:19,915 --> 00:37:22,123
You guys, aren't they cute?
636
00:37:23,105 --> 00:37:25,490
And that is supposed to be cheeseburgers.
637
00:37:25,496 --> 00:37:26,843
You're sure you don't mind?
638
00:37:26,845 --> 00:37:29,123
- Not at all.
- I'll go get the buns.
639
00:37:29,127 --> 00:37:30,032
Alright.
640
00:37:30,675 --> 00:37:31,770
Hi, Max.
641
00:37:31,937 --> 00:37:32,882
Hey.
642
00:37:35,435 --> 00:37:36,650
I'm really glad you came.
643
00:37:38,098 --> 00:37:40,142
Well, it was nice
of your dad to invite me.
644
00:37:40,406 --> 00:37:41,453
I invited you.
645
00:37:42,745 --> 00:37:43,442
Well,
646
00:37:43,656 --> 00:37:45,602
then it was nice of you
to invite me.
647
00:37:46,088 --> 00:37:47,323
Hey Brooke!
648
00:37:49,075 --> 00:37:51,063
- I'll see you in a minute, okay?
- Alright.
649
00:38:05,168 --> 00:38:06,930
I'll be right with you.
650
00:38:07,495 --> 00:38:09,691
Good afternoon, the... I mean, WAX...
651
00:38:12,086 --> 00:38:13,112
Shane?
652
00:38:14,357 --> 00:38:17,141
Gary Geller,
marketing director for Hugo Boss.
653
00:38:17,855 --> 00:38:20,400
- Hi.
- I know you were at Cherie Jaffe's party last week.
654
00:38:20,966 --> 00:38:22,321
- Oh...
- You don't remember?
655
00:38:24,536 --> 00:38:26,040
I don't know. I was a little uh...
656
00:38:26,468 --> 00:38:27,982
Yeah, me too.
657
00:38:28,138 --> 00:38:29,951
But you made quite
impression on me.
658
00:38:31,008 --> 00:38:32,520
I have a proposition for you.
659
00:38:52,597 --> 00:38:54,302
Max, you're working too hard.
660
00:38:55,386 --> 00:38:56,123
Come on,
661
00:38:56,446 --> 00:38:58,032
why don't you come use the pool?
662
00:38:58,558 --> 00:38:59,390
No!
663
00:38:59,847 --> 00:39:00,841
Try them on,
664
00:39:00,947 --> 00:39:04,192
I'll take some shots and I'll send them
to Hugo Boss himself.
665
00:39:04,196 --> 00:39:05,253
Look,
666
00:39:05,468 --> 00:39:08,323
I appreciate that
you came down here and all, but,
667
00:39:08,657 --> 00:39:09,992
I'm not a model.
668
00:39:11,525 --> 00:39:12,773
It's a lucrative gig.
669
00:39:13,728 --> 00:39:15,451
Yeah, I'm sure it is but I'm just...
670
00:39:15,507 --> 00:39:17,453
Sorry, I'm not interested.
671
00:39:18,198 --> 00:39:19,570
Excuse me. Shay!
672
00:39:19,896 --> 00:39:20,870
Hey.
673
00:39:21,288 --> 00:39:22,690
How are you doing? How was school?
674
00:39:22,975 --> 00:39:24,172
Do you wanna get homework done?
675
00:39:24,178 --> 00:39:25,902
Take some time, think about it.
676
00:39:26,905 --> 00:39:27,773
No.
677
00:39:28,456 --> 00:39:30,302
But thank you, I appreciate it.
678
00:39:30,518 --> 00:39:32,210
I'm sorry, Brooke.
679
00:39:33,098 --> 00:39:34,392
I'm really sorry.
680
00:39:35,367 --> 00:39:36,392
I just...
681
00:39:37,507 --> 00:39:39,621
I have this ear condition, you know.
682
00:39:41,528 --> 00:39:43,911
Ever since I was in some team
in high school and I...
683
00:39:46,068 --> 00:39:47,590
I can't go in the water.
684
00:39:49,735 --> 00:39:51,871
Okay? And it really bombs me out.
685
00:39:51,875 --> 00:39:53,710
I shouldn't freak out on you like that.
686
00:39:55,306 --> 00:39:56,670
I'm really sorry.
687
00:39:58,238 --> 00:39:59,433
I forgive you.
688
00:40:00,986 --> 00:40:01,941
You do?
689
00:40:06,135 --> 00:40:07,383
I'm crazy about you.
690
00:40:14,635 --> 00:40:16,093
Don't point!
691
00:40:18,327 --> 00:40:19,502
Have a good evening everyone.
692
00:40:19,506 --> 00:40:22,791
Don't forget to give me your list
for the major donors reception by friday.
693
00:40:25,558 --> 00:40:26,751
Long day, Bette.
694
00:40:27,236 --> 00:40:28,571
Yeah, and it's not a wrestle.
695
00:40:28,577 --> 00:40:30,591
I have to prove the artwork
for the presentation.
696
00:40:30,598 --> 00:40:31,721
Phyllis.
697
00:40:32,107 --> 00:40:33,190
Alice.
698
00:40:33,377 --> 00:40:34,792
Hello, Professor Porter.
699
00:40:35,606 --> 00:40:37,911
Dean Porter, Alice. You're demoting her.
700
00:40:38,668 --> 00:40:40,741
I am taking Phyllis to Murakami.
701
00:40:41,898 --> 00:40:43,100
Lesbian sushi.
702
00:40:43,465 --> 00:40:44,391
Really?
703
00:40:44,526 --> 00:40:46,433
Lesbians have
their own special kind of sushi?
704
00:40:46,438 --> 00:40:47,361
Oh, yeah.
705
00:40:48,745 --> 00:40:51,590
Phyllis, I think that you should
order Bette out on a date.
706
00:40:51,596 --> 00:40:52,740
Is this a date?
707
00:40:53,237 --> 00:40:54,460
She works too hard.
708
00:40:54,466 --> 00:40:57,130
Well, I can't exactly order her
to go out on a date.
709
00:40:57,137 --> 00:40:58,562
No, you really can't.
710
00:40:58,665 --> 00:41:01,002
But I do hope you're taking care of
your personnal needs, Bette.
711
00:41:01,235 --> 00:41:03,890
Acadomia can be so very suffocating.
712
00:41:04,116 --> 00:41:06,161
Oh, yeah, she's right.
713
00:41:06,986 --> 00:41:08,160
Have a good date.
714
00:41:08,317 --> 00:41:09,800
Okay, thanks.
715
00:41:10,507 --> 00:41:11,581
Phyllis!
716
00:41:12,895 --> 00:41:17,890
Fuck, Alice.
717
00:41:16,135 --> 00:41:19,792
You're right. It's my fault.
I've completely fucked up this schedule.
718
00:41:19,796 --> 00:41:21,073
I mean, maybe we can...
719
00:41:22,005 --> 00:41:22,863
Sure.
720
00:41:23,715 --> 00:41:25,262
Oh, I'm sorry.
I can't even tell
721
00:41:25,275 --> 00:41:27,963
which is the phone, which is the WAX.
Maybe if we can...
722
00:41:27,977 --> 00:41:29,113
have a look at it.
723
00:41:31,298 --> 00:41:32,492
Fuck!
724
00:41:32,836 --> 00:41:37,832
Fuck! Fuck!
725
00:41:36,527 --> 00:41:38,440
This is yours and...
726
00:41:38,448 --> 00:41:40,913
Fuck!
And this is yours.
727
00:41:41,618 --> 00:41:42,580
And...
728
00:41:43,517 --> 00:41:44,371
Hello?
729
00:41:50,678 --> 00:41:51,740
That bad, huh?
730
00:41:54,436 --> 00:41:55,500
I'm just...
731
00:41:56,937 --> 00:41:58,460
not up to this, Shane.
732
00:41:59,775 --> 00:42:00,903
I'm just...
733
00:42:02,565 --> 00:42:04,390
Thanks for the opportunity though.
734
00:42:06,286 --> 00:42:07,852
You know, I...
735
00:42:08,818 --> 00:42:12,433
I can guarantee there's something
you're really good at.
736
00:42:13,685 --> 00:42:14,753
I do.
737
00:42:15,525 --> 00:42:17,592
But I think you just need to
take the time and
738
00:42:18,816 --> 00:42:20,082
figure out what this is.
739
00:42:22,147 --> 00:42:23,043
Thanks.
740
00:42:23,395 --> 00:42:24,941
So don't worry about this.
741
00:42:25,367 --> 00:42:28,202
- It's a fucking mess, but...
- Yeah, what a mess!
742
00:42:28,207 --> 00:42:30,553
Let's go lock up.
Can you get my bag?
743
00:42:30,567 --> 00:42:31,820
Thanks, Shay.
744
00:42:34,418 --> 00:42:37,510
- Thanks, Shane.
- Of course. Don't worry about it.
745
00:42:38,897 --> 00:42:40,151
Alright.
746
00:42:40,166 --> 00:42:41,381
Grab that.
747
00:42:45,067 --> 00:42:46,740
Oh, Nadia.
748
00:42:48,016 --> 00:42:49,733
What are you doing here?
749
00:42:50,207 --> 00:42:53,853
I seem to remember when you were interviewing
TA candidates that you said,
750
00:42:54,028 --> 00:42:55,901
"If I'm working, you're working".
751
00:42:58,176 --> 00:43:00,081
I finished the first set for the media lab.
752
00:43:04,748 --> 00:43:06,720
God, you are really talented.
753
00:43:11,038 --> 00:43:12,682
That means a lot coming from you.
754
00:43:35,487 --> 00:43:36,451
Nadia?
755
00:43:39,175 --> 00:43:40,151
Where do you live?
756
00:43:41,016 --> 00:43:41,893
Echo Park.
757
00:43:44,205 --> 00:43:45,270
Do you need a ride?
758
00:43:46,086 --> 00:43:46,913
Yeah.
759
00:43:48,147 --> 00:43:50,091
- I don't wanna trouble you.
- No,
760
00:43:50,098 --> 00:43:50,981
it's not trouble.
761
00:43:50,987 --> 00:43:53,273
I mean, it's more or less on
my way home. So...
762
00:44:19,535 --> 00:44:20,643
Would it be wrong
763
00:44:21,107 --> 00:44:22,633
if I told you
764
00:44:23,025 --> 00:44:25,041
that I can't keep my eyes off of you?
765
00:44:30,335 --> 00:44:31,421
Yes.
766
00:44:33,395 --> 00:44:35,310
Would it be wrong if I told you
767
00:44:35,648 --> 00:44:37,171
that you are the most
768
00:44:38,877 --> 00:44:41,181
intriguing person that I've ever met?
769
00:44:44,718 --> 00:44:45,830
Yes.
770
00:44:49,905 --> 00:44:52,661
Would it be wrong if I told you
that I have never
771
00:44:52,777 --> 00:44:56,183
wanted to kiss someone more than
I want to kiss you right now?
772
00:45:08,136 --> 00:45:09,530
Nadia...
773
00:45:10,905 --> 00:45:12,730
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